Fran Drescher has decided that her next career move will be to impersonate an United States Senator. What the eff are you thinking, woman? You have no qualifications to be a senator. You didn't even finish college (and I quote, "She attended a year at Queens College and then attended cosmetology school to become a hairdresser.") What exactly can you bring to policy discussions? "Mr. Senator, I do believe you need a new haircut." The ability of an United States senator to understand, draft, and evaluate legal documents and enact new laws is paramount to the success of our governmental process.

Just goes to show you that celebreality continues to run the People's Republic of New York. So, Fran, I hereby sentence you to 50 self-inflicted punches. Heck, why stop there? Please beat yourself into a senseless, bloody, unusable pulp. Do it. Just dooo it.

Cross-posted at Blab 'n Flab Freak News Daily